Wine Socks: I'm not sure what they are, but I had a dream about them last week. In the dream I was drinking a very large glass of red wine [I prefer white] out of a glass with a stem that was about a foot long. And covering the stem was a stretchy, hot pink leg-warmeresque device that I instinctively knew as a Wine Sock. CCB asked if I could turn the dream into a novel somehow. Not this one, although if wine socks ever make it big [like the socks I wore on my arms in high school and everyone laughed at, and then boom—10 years later you can buy them at Hot Topic] I'm going to be pissed.